Fuck buddy - Newcastle

Monday, 22 September 2025

Item details

City: Newcastle, KwaZulu-Natal

Contacts

Contact name Xman
Phone 0699075218

Item description


“Not your soulmate, just your thigh-burn instructor.”

“Less Netflix, more chill.”

“Here for orgasms, not origami.”

“Certified bad decision, now hiring.”

“Your local stress relief specialist.”


“Warning: side effects may include addiction and bragging rights.”

“I don’t do one-night stands… I upgrade them to sequels.”

“Built different: I don’t ghost, I haunt.”

“I’m not a snack, I’m the whole cheat meal.”

“My stamina has better reviews than your WiFi.”