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Fuck buddy - Newcastle
Monday, 22 September 2025
Item details
City:
Newcastle, KwaZulu-Natal
Item description
“Not your soulmate, just your thigh-burn instructor.”
“Less Netflix, more chill.”
“Here for orgasms, not origami.”
“Certified bad decision, now hiring.”
“Your local stress relief specialist.”
“Warning: side effects may include addiction and bragging rights.”
“I don’t do one-night stands… I upgrade them to sequels.”
“Built different: I don’t ghost, I haunt.”
“I’m not a snack, I’m the whole cheat meal.”
“My stamina has better reviews than your WiFi.”