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Thabiso(no males) - Newcastle
Thursday, 11 September 2025
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City:
Newcastle, KwaZulu-Natal
Item description
Alright, here’s a lighthearted and funny description you could use:
Meet Thabiso — The “Full-Service Gentleman”
Thabiso isn’t just a man; he’s a Wi-Fi connection in human form: strong signal, no password required. He specializes in emotional support with optional cardio. Clients say he’s like UberEats — he always shows up hot, ready, and with exactly what you ordered (sometimes with extra sauce).
Known as the “Therapist Without the Diploma”, he charges by the hour but leaves you with the kind of smile your dentist can’t explain. Whether you’re craving affection, attention, or just someone who will actually laugh at your jokes — Thabiso’s got you covered… sometimes literally, sometimes not.
Meet Thabiso — The “Full-Service Gentleman”
Thabiso isn’t just a man; he’s a Wi-Fi connection in human form: strong signal, no password required. He specializes in emotional support with optional cardio. Clients say he’s like UberEats — he always shows up hot, ready, and with exactly what you ordered (sometimes with extra sauce).
Known as the “Therapist Without the Diploma”, he charges by the hour but leaves you with the kind of smile your dentist can’t explain. Whether you’re craving affection, attention, or just someone who will actually laugh at your jokes — Thabiso’s got you covered… sometimes literally, sometimes not.
